- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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