- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Phew... it's gone.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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