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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Ehh

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

karn chevalier

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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