If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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