- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Knock knock, COME IN!

This is a joke.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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