- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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