- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Sir, your wife is dead

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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