Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

My spelling is horrible

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Obama lin Baden.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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