What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's two plus two? Window

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

BIG MAC'S

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

you suck

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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