- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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