- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Pickles are powerful

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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