A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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you will like this because i am black.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Feminism

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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