- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waffles ate my grandma

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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