What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

When is a door not a door? Never.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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