- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

YO FACE

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Your text.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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