- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Horse with a chair on his head.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

I have suicidal thoughts

the sky is green no it is not

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Brain fart

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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