A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What do u call a cripple Biv

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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