knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

guess what what that wasnt it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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