- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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