What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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