Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Y u do dis?

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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