- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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