- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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