Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

I literally died laughing

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Christ is a conspiracy

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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