Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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justin beiber sucks

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Mogok Papiti.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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