- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

I walk into a bar...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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