Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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