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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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