- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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