- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

mikey is cute

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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