- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

XD Jackass.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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