- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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