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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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