- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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