A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

sky's sty

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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