What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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