- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

batman has diarrhea

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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