- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A man walked into a bar owch

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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