Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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