- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

A mormon walks into a bar.

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