- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

thomas!!!!

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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