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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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