Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

A Serbian Film

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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