- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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