Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

run farther?

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

hi michael

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Flowers are colors Love me

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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