- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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