- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

A mormon walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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