- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a club.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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