Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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