Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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