- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Your sex life.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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