- Anti Joke

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A man walked into a bar owch

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman