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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Are you black? Kill yourself.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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