- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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