Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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thomas!!!!

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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