- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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