- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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