What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A Serbian Film

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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