- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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