- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Sir, your wife is dead

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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