- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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