- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Your mother just died.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Racial Equality

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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