- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Justin Bieber.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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