How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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run farther?

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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