- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

i just wrote this so hard

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

you suck

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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