Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Anti Joke

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