- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

My mum is called Steve

kathryn atkins

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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