- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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