Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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