- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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