- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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