- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

irish man drinking john smiths

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Black people.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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