- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It says so on your cap.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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