Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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cancer

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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