A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Pickle

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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