- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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