What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Guess what? You guessed it.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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