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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

you gay?

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