- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

The dewey decimal system

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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