Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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anti jokes are really funny

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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