- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Good job, son.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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