- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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