- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

sky's sty

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Okay, after this one then...

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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