Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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