What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

hiya

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Have you ever heard of a goose?

hi charles lattuca III

whats white and sticky glue

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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