Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

hey justin

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Homosexualism is so gay man

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

whats white and sticky glue

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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hiya

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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