- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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