Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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