- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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