- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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