- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Black people.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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