How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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My Boyfriend

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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