What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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