- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Knock Knock. Doors open

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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