What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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