- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

a. why? b. because

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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