- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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