What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Knock, Knock Come in

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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How would you rule?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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