Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

your mom was so fat that she died.

I am quite mature.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Racial Equality

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Knock knock.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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