- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

The Labour Party.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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