- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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