- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's round and orangey? An orange.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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