- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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