- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Racial Equality

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

I am quite mature.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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