- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Do u take sugar?

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Massie is a fatass

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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