- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

VITAMIN C!

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Ehh

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Terraria

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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