- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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