A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

dat shoe shine tho

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Women's rights

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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