- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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