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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

say it ten times fast: oh

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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