- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Women can vote? wtf

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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