What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Get it? More.

tommy is retared

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Communism hehe xd

Ron Paul for President!

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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