one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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