Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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