- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Women can vote? wtf

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

okay so theres this guy.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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