- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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