- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

so today i took a poop. hehe

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

ever tried african food? they neither

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What's round and orangey? An orange.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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