Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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