Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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