Your mom is so old she died

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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