- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Massie is a fatass

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.