- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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