A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Anti Joke

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