- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's round and orangey? An orange.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call an arab ?

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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