XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Guest what? Dog

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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