What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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