Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How about that airline food?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Knock knock.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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