Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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