- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A man walks into a bar

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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