- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

The Labour Party.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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