- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

whats green and lives in the water

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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