- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hi, my name is Jake.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

The chickens have become self-aware!

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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