What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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