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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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