Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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