- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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