roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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