Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Anti Joke

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