- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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