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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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