Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Stephen Hawking

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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