Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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