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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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