- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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