Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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