Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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