H o m o comes out as homo

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whats black? the colour

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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