- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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