- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

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