- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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