- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

The duck didn't cross the road.

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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