- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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