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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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