Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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