- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

i like turtles

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

what do you call obama a dumbass

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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